February 2012
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RIP Davy Jones
Sad news Davy Jones from The Monkees has died aged 66 of a heart attack.
RIP xx
Ja Rule feat. Ashanti - “Always on...
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Simple Plan - “Jet Lag”
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The Guru Josh Project - “Infinity”
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Fats Domino - “Blueberry Hill”
Happy...
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Cyndi Lauper - “The Goonies ‘R Good...
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John Peel’s record collection to become an “online... →
Dear Sirs,
Please get this done.
With Kind Regards.
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Can you spot the difference? | The Tatty Devine... →
rotten scoundrels…..
Student bags job after desperate roadside... →
Nicely done Sir!
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Steppenwolf - “Born To Be Wild”
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Jenny Lewis - “You Are What You Love”
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On what would have been his 45th birthday today
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Smokey Robinson - “The Tears Of A...
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