Moleadot

don’t count your chickens before they hatch. unless you’re pro-life, I guess, in which case you already think those eggs are chickens

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—	@johnfreiler he’s funny guy - if you are twitter user, you should follow him.

onethousandweasels:

GPOY

When cleaning your room and you find money

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When I open my pack of gum…

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Cant. Stop. Laughing. »

This is all kinds of wrong. Remember that which is seen can never be unseen - You have been warned.

The Questions and Musings of my Friend Nick #08

Whilst driving, Rachel told me she didn’t know what a ‘blind spot’ was… I entered the brace position and hoped for a painless death.

The Questions and Musing of my Friend Nick #04

“Every Christmas my dad moans because I give him a Christmas card on our night out and he has to carry it around with him. Last year he gave me an A3 sized card to get me back. This year I got him this to carry around with him.”

Real letter, sent to real students, being really busy…….